How I Foolishly Wasted 80K At A Night Party (episode 1)

A Story written by @iamsynord … (Ff

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After sacrificing a lot, i was able to corner 200 naira airtel card which i used to subscribe 2g for my sim…

With my newly hustled data which must be managed for the next 2 weeks, I was jejely surfing nairaland on my broken screen nokia 2100 java phone that fateful morning, trying to figure out the Bosom or cleaveage exposing threads , whether i should go for cossy expose milkshake or it is Mocheddah fails to wear bra i should click first , a message entered into my phone…

The phone switched off as usual when it received the message as a result of the thuraya sim slot i enginereed on it.

i had to removed the yellow rubber bands which i used to tie the “handset” together…

After using my tongue to taste the battery current, i inserted the tecno battery back into the phone..

Thinking it was all these Mtn ( Do you know 2 plus 2 is equal to 4, for more solutions, text maths to 419) kinda of messages, i didnt bother to check it……

As I finished drinking my sugarless and milkless garri at around 6pm which will also serve as my dinner and with nothing left to do, I continued viewing Dija exposes Bosom threads with my dangote groundnut oil placed strategically besides me..

i was Still enjoying myself as i surfed subdeliveryman and trailerjamshow tls on my twitter when the shuffle playlist i was listening to with my earpiece suddenly played VIC O ,its drake and milk oh oh..

How the song got to my phone is till a mystery but i suspect it must be the handiwork of rufus, the phone repairer who said he was going to punish me for not paying him completely after he fixed a motorola memory card slot for my phone..

He must have sent this virus through bluetooth to my phone….

I had no choice than to close my opera mini and stop the noise playing from my phone and in that process, checked the message i received.

To say i was shocked would be and understatement when i saw it was an alert of 80 thousand naira…

I checked the message, message sender and previous alert messages from my bank again to confirm whether i was not been tricked….

I opened the window, looked around , jumped up, used blade to cut my skin small and came back to check the phone one more time, ….

And i saw it clearly…. 90 thousand naira only…. 90,000, 90,000 , ….

The money alert was actually from my bank….

Haha, i closed the Cossy Bosom in red gown thread i was viewing and around 8 30pm that same day, i borrowed 100 naira from lasisi69 my neighbour and quickly rushed to take a motorcycle to the nearest ATM….

Adaeze The Housemaid (episode 7)

Episode 7

My madam’s parents had gone by the time I came back to the house.

My madam was seated in the sitting room with her baby and children when I entered.

Something about her composure told me that she wasn’t happy but I pretended like I didn’t notice.

I dashed across the sitting room to go into my room but she called me back.

“Why are you coming back now?” She asked frowning.

I kept silent not knowing what to reply.

“Are you not the one I’m talking to?” She asked still looking intently at me.

I remained silent not knowing what to reply.

My mouth opened and closed but no sound came forth.

“Don’t worry,” my madam continued. “By the time you go hungry this night, you will talk,” she concluded.

I stood there ogling at her.

“Will you get out of my sight!” She barked.

I ran into my room instantly without wasting time.

That night, my madam refused to give me food and I went to bed on empty stomach.

Sleep refused to come.

Hard as I tried, I couldn’t sleep.

Hunger pangs kept gnawing at the walls of my stomach and I wondered if I would survive till morning.

I woke up the next morning and went to do my morning work irrespective of the hunger.

I was still doing the work when my madam woke up.

“Are you now ready to tell me what kept you so long yesterday when you went to dispose refuse?” She asked staring at me.

I sprang up from the toilet-floor I was mopping.

“You’ve started having boyfriends outside haven’t you?” She asked.

“No ma,” I replied.

“You will not eat anything in this house again till you tell me what kept you outside,” she continued.

“I was waiting for Chidimma,” I replied.

“How many times have I warned you about that Chidimma of a girl?” She asked.

“I’m sorry ma, I won’t do it again,” I pleaded.

“Sorry for your stupid self!” She snapped…

Home Alone With My Step Brother **seson 2** (episode 15)

EPISODE 15

I went to Festus’ place instead of school, I had s£x with him as usual, like I saidearlier, I don’t have choice. I need to shut him up, my stepfather and stepbrother won’t dare to tell my mum cos they both have fault, so the only person I’m worried about his Festus revealing the secret, cos if Festus reveal the secret, Daniel will also want to reveal the affairbetween me and his father, so I just have to be wise. I wouldn’t want to give my mum heart attack.I was spending most time inmy friend’s place, I come home late after that terrible incident.Did you know that my stepfather kept on sending silly messages to me, tellingme he misses me, telling weshould it for that last time, telling me we shouldn’t bother about Daniel since he’s also got dirty secret.The foolish wouldn’t let me rest, Daniel too was also sending me text messages that we should continue from where we stopped or else he’s gonna tell my mother and he doesn’t care what will happen.Can you imagine, Demola, Daniel and Festus all hanging on my neck. This isso serious than I expected, Icaused this myself.Few days later, my stepfather travelled out of the country. I was once again home alone with Daniel this time, come and see the way Daniel was frustrating me in that house,so frustrating.Daniel was practically nak£d forcing and struggling with me in my room.Daniel: Omolola, what is wrong with you? Didn’t you miss me? I will use condoms this time I swear.Me: Leave me alone, I’m notdoing, condom or no condoms.Daniel: I’ve been begging you all these while to have s€x with me, you ended up screwing my father and me I’ve been begging you. Is he better than me?Me: Don’t even go thereDaniel: So he’s better than me abi?Struggling with me, forcing himself on me..Me: Daniel, leave me aloneDaniel: Okay do you want me to tell your mum about you and my dad?Me: Go ahead, suit yourself, you also have yours tooDaniel: Sure, but you know she won’t take mine personally like my father’s own. Her daughter sleeping with her husband? Think twice girl, mine is just little.I was moved with those words, that’s actually true you know. Which is worse? Me and my stepbrother or me and my stepfather? I think the later one is more dangerous.Daniel: Do you want me to tell her?… Omolola please now, even if it is for once, abeg. Do you want me to go on my knees?I was confused seriously, so gullible… He moved closer, and began to kiss me, that was it…Me: Daniel why are you I went to Festus’ place instead of school, I had s£x with him as usual, like I saidearlier, I don’t have choice. I need to shut him up, my stepfather and stepbrother won’t dare to tell my mum cos they both have fault, so the only person I’m worried about his Festus revealing the secret, cos if Festus reveal the secret, Daniel will also want to reveal the affairbetween me and his father, so I just have to be wise. I wouldn’t want to give my mum heart attack.I was spending most time inmy friend’s place, I come home late after that terrible incident.Did you know that my stepfather kept on sending silly messages to me, tellingme he misses me, telling weshould it for that last time, telling me we shouldn’t bother about Daniel since he’s also got dirty secret.The foolish wouldn’t let me rest, Daniel too was also sending me text messages that we should continue from where we stopped or else he’s gonna tell my mother and he doesn’t care what will happen.Can you imagine, Demola, Daniel and Festus all hanging on my neck. This isso serious than I expected, Icaused this myself.Few days later, my stepfather travelled out of the country. I was once again home alone with Daniel this time, come and see the way Daniel was frustrating me in that house,so frustrating.Daniel was practically nak£d forcing and struggling with me in my room.Daniel: Omolola, what is wrong with you? Didn’t you miss me? I will use condoms this time I swear. Me: Leave me alone, I’m notdoing, condom or no condoms.Daniel: I’ve been begging you all these while to have s€x with me, you ended up screwing my father and me I’ve been begging you. Is he better than me?Me: Don’t even go thereDaniel: So he’s better than me abi?Struggling with me, forcing himself on me..Me: Daniel, leave me aloneDaniel: Okay do you want me to tell your mum about you and my dad?Me: Go ahead, suit yourself, you also have yours tooDaniel: Sure, but you know she won’t take mine personally like my father’s own. Her daughter sleeping with her husband? Think twice girl, mine is just little.I was moved with those words, that’s actually true you know. Which is worse? Me and my stepbrother or me and my stepfather? I think the later one is more dangerous.Daniel: Do you want me to tell her?… Omolola please now, even if it is for once, abeg. Do you want me to go on my knees?I was confused seriously, so gullible… He moved closer, and began to kiss me, that was it…Me: Daniel why are you doing this to me?We began to kiss hard, pulling off my night p gown, he grabbed my boo°bs and began to suck my n!pples, dipped his finger in my pus*y and began to finger me really hard, kissing me, squeezing my boo°bs, he did it again, he began to eat my pus*y, sucking it so mildly, damn! Moaning, moaning, moaningMe: Where is your condom?Daniel: We don’t need condom, I promise I won’t cum, I will withdraw.I pushed him away…== WATCH OUT FOR EPISODE 16 this to me?We began to kiss hard, pulling off my night p gown, he grabbed my boo°bs and began to suck my n!pples, dipped his finger in my pus*y and began to finger me really hard, kissing me, squeezing my boo°bs, he did it again, he began to eat my pus*y, sucking it so mildly, damn! Moaning, moaning, moaningMe: Where is your condom?Daniel: We don’t need condom, I promise I won’t cum, I will withdraw.I pushed him away…

Journey To Igbo Irunmole (episode 15)

Episode 15

Tears almost drop from my eyes as she was expressing herself, I will surely miss her cus with the couple of days we have spent, she has been my constant companion all time, she love talking to me alone and most time we discuss about our differences which is the human world and the monsters world..

Moremi : I know it’s too early to say goodbye, if possible I would follow you down to where the egg of life is, but it’s not my fault, you all should forgive me ..

Before I go, let me tell you about the egg of life. The egg of life is being layed once in one thousand years and it’s being protected by the most powerful monster in this forest called ojiji (shadow)..no living soul enter there and comes out.

Ojiji is very powerful that even all monsters in this forest is afraid of see him.

Me : but how are we going to get the egg since the monster is very powerful? 

Moremi : the only way you can get the egg is if he is asleep, cus he only sleep once in two hundred years, and he has his eyes all over the egg even when he is sleeping, the egg is being connected to his heart, so if you touch it he will know ..

Blanny : so what can we do to get the egg from him, and how do we know if the two hundred years was yesterday or even one hundred years to come?

Moremi : the seventh day of your journey makes it two hundred years, so he will sleep in two days time.. the only creature that knows how to get the egg from Ojiji, is called ogbon (wisdom) .. ogbon is the wisest creature in this forest and he is the only one that has faced Ojiji and make it home safely..

Kola : so how do we get to meet ogbon? 

Moremi : ogbon lives untop of the highest mountain in this forest, that’s it (she point at a high mountain before us) that’s where he lives. 

Vincent : for how long shall will it take us to get there?

Moremi : one day journey..so you have one day to get to ogbon and convince him to show u the secret of the egg of life..

Me : is that all?

Moremi : no, from now on, oneness is your power, always do everything in one mind..i think you should start going cus you don’t have much time..

To be continued

Fausa Eleja (episode 15) **Last Episode**

EPISODE 15

I matched on something watery and jelly that looks

like a boiled starch on the floor...i almost got slided

because fausa's room floor was made of a very

beautiful tiles..........i felt the waterish substance

with my hand and it is very much what my mind

was saying............

"should i challenge her on this? No...she may got

furious, and chose for a brake-up which I can't

allow to happen since i have no one again except only her,, i have already broke up with my seyi

because of her.....so i swallowed and buried

it.......before I left the loo that moment, I also saw a

soaked pant with fluid,...,.i smell it and it was

clearly confirmed as human semen but didn’t tell

the gender of the semen!.....,was the man made use

of fausa's pant to clean up himself? Did he pour the

semen to her pant when he was done?.....did they

do it with pant on..or did they do it inside the

toilet?????.... Or was this fausa's semen?....did she

masturbat before both me and mr lecturer's arrival

to the house? .....lailai even if she did so, the semen

cant upto this level.........i was sick instantly,

shivering and sweating where i stood..........i didn’t

know the next step to take......i stood there for like

15mins before something strike my mind.....'oh boy

you need to bury what you see here as you have

concluded earlier ni ooooooo...coz if you make

attempt to bust this matter out...you may loose

fausa and remember you have already fling away

seyi out of your life....so think about it' hmmmm i

must to follow this.....,i dropped the pant and i went

to meet fausa on the bed.......... Me: fausa you have not tell me what the man came

here to do in your house

fausa: no mind him jare, i don't even know he was

coming even i don’t know how he got the address

to my house

me: hmmmmmm

fausa: baby why this now? Can't u trust me?

Me: why can't i?

Fausa: then why the sigh? you no i can't cheat on

you

me: if you say so..,so didn’t u ask him how he got to

know your address? Fausa: i did but he said i shouldn’t bother and u

know i can't be questioning my lecturer too much

me: so how did u guys got connected?

Fausa: i went to see my friend in her department.

he called me to help him giving a file to one

lecturer adjacent to his office through the window

and said i should report back to his office

me: did u go back

fausa: you don't trust me how would i?

Me: then what happen next

fausa: another day when i was going to the library

with my friend, i saw him coming while i dodged. not knowing we are going to the same section in

the library

me: so it was there he got u up finally

fausa: you have a dirty mine

me: you haven't even heard me up finish before you

could say that

fausa: what do you have in your mind

me: do you want me to believe that you guys

doesn’t have anything together, the way i met you?

Fausa: what are you insinuating? Are you calling

me a slot? ......her eyes change.... Me: no i haven't.....just get that through the way i

met you guys.....please my baby...dont be

angry....do you truly love me?

fausa: don’t ask me again...once you can’t trust me

,leave me alone...she talked in a very mocking tone

and turn to other side

me: ...i patted her shoulder, please dear. I am very

sorry...i love you so much “why won’t I say that?.

once I have nobody else to make replace

fausa: i love you too.., so you are spending the

night here and you are moving to my house

tomorrow....take it or leave it

me: i thought for a while...before i accept. ok dear

no problem

she turn back to my side, we had kisses again and

went for another round......we had sex throughout

the day till we slept around 2:00am in the midnight.,...,.i woke up the next day...took my

bath....took my breakfast and headed to my hostel

to pack my thing..........and move to fausa's house

for a couple life living..,...

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THE END!!!!!!!!!!!

**WATCH OUT FOR SEASON 2**

The Cleaning Lady (episode 7)

Episode 7

Sheila didn’t show up for work the next Tuesday. Neither did she come on Thursday, and even Saturday. He didn’t know how to get in touch with her. He didn’t even have her phone number. He felt bad the way he had yelled on her. It wasn’t her fault that Lara treated him like trash. He should have kept his emotions in check. Well, he thought as he was coming back from work on Monday, things happen. He just had to get over it and move on with his life. And in order to do this, he had to deal with his problem.

The bus dropped him and other passengers and he made his way dejectedly towards Mummy Akosua’s stall.

“Madam good afternoon.” He greeted her.

“Good afternoon customer.” She responded.

He sat down and played a bit with her kids. She placed a plate of food infront of him and he began to eat absentmindedly.

“Oga why your face come strong like this?” 

“Madam, na stress of work jare.”

“Take am easy oh. You are still a young man.”

“Yeah, a young man who cannot perform” he thought.

“Madam, do you know where I can get local medicine to cure opaeyin?” he asked without thinking.

Mama Akosua laughed. “Is your girlfriend complaining?”

He felt ashamed.

“Anyways if you want something strong, I have one friend who usually comes by. She should even be here by now. She sells herbs for back pain, low libido, and other things. Maybe you can wait and ask her.” She said with a twinkle in her eye.

“Mommy, what is Opeayin” Akosua’s brother asked.

“Will you shut your mouth there?” her mother scolded him.

About 10 minutes later a rotund woman with a big bowl of stuff balanced on her head came walking by. The two women greeted and Mummy Akosua pointed him out.

“This young man needs something.”

She looked at him. ”Customer, what do you need? I have everything.”

“Well” kunle said, scratching his head, “I need something for…you know….weak erection” he whispered in embarrassment.

“Oh, your madam dey vex abi? Okay don’t woryy. I have something here for you.”

She dug out a bottle of herbs and handed it to him. 

“Just soak these in any hot gin overnight. Drink just half a cup every two days. You will shit the whole thing out and I promise you will not be disappointed. You will come and thank me afterwards.”

Smiling sheepishly, he handed her the 1500 naira she requested for.

“Remember” she warned “just use it small small. The thing is very strong.”

“Thank you ma.” Kunle responded.

Kcee Shows Off His Shoe Closet (photos)

Multi-talented and award winning hip hop artist 'kcee limpopo' shows off his shoe closet, and it's got everybody talking, his shoes closet is full of designer shoes worth millions of naira, check the photos below: